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in reply to Track_Shovel

They spoke in codes. A lot of those hokey greeting cards from the Victorian era, with specific flowers and chaste, maudlin sentiments, were probably widely understood as codes for the most torrid of passions.
in reply to This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥

is that the movie where meryl streep doesn't know who the father of her child is because she was conceived in a foursome with three dudes who just took turns railing her?
in reply to lime!

That's not quite the way they summarized the plot on the Oscar nomination, but yes.
in reply to lime!

He is a lover of all sorts of motion pictures, obviously
in reply to lime!

Think it was three dudes on separate occasions within a week or 2 but I like your version more
in reply to boonhet

imagining they were a polycule that broke up makes the movie watchable
in reply to lime!

Mamma mia was such a shitty, anti-feminist film.

The protagonist can only define herself by who her father is. The mum is an irresponsible/unethical slut that can't even keep track of who nutted in her, depriving her child of a father.

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in reply to other_cat

OK, so you think the opposite is true? It's feminist for a woman to base her identity on who her father is? That women shouldn't bother with any kind of birth control/family planning despite banging multiple people within a timeframe that would lead her to raise a child without understanding who the dad could be?

Because fuck it, we shouldn't expect anything from women, right?

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in reply to Skullgrid

Who tf needs a dad specifically? A good parent is a good parent. Adequate adulting is adequate adulting.

If dad, why cum based? The point of having a dad around isnt that he creampies ypur mom from time to time; it's the fact hes a parent.

If cum based, why limit to one? Many cultures have done shit where kids are raised by all the men mom was fucking through the entire pregnancy.

in reply to outhouseperilous

Many cultures have done shit where kids are raised by all the men mom was fucking through the entire pregnancy.


yeah, and how many of those guys raised this kid? Oh wait.

Who tf needs a dad specifically? A good parent is a good parent.


Are YOU a parent? Because I am, and let me tell you, with TWO people it's fucking exhausting, let alone doing it alone.

Again, the point is that 1) The daughter has no sense of identity except for who her dad might be, and she's going to base her opinion and goals based on whoever he turns out to be, which is weak as shit, and 2) If you're going to fuck around, at least be a responsible adult about it, which the mother was not. They had the pill and condoms back then, use them for fucks sake.

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in reply to outhouseperilous

No, I never ended up on an island to try to figure out if the woman I banged (and turned out fucked a bunch of other dudes right before/after) gave birth to my daughter or if it was one of the other guys.

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in reply to Skullgrid

I don't see the problem with that. Depending on what 'island' means, that could be a really nice time. Like, even if its a 'we must find water' situation, someone i have fond (if blurry) memories and a little intimacy with is a plus. If it's a luxury island, i probably want someone confirmed cute around.

but the idea of her being 'yours' is kinda weird, possessive; especially if you didn't do the work of making the person.

in reply to outhouseperilous

. Depending on what ‘island’ means


The island that the topic of this part of the conversation is about, the one that the film "mamma mia" takes place on.

but the idea of her being ‘yours’ is kinda weird, possessive; especially if you didn’t do the work of making the person.


it's a semantic indicator of a relationship of a generic word. Jesus fucking christ, not everything is a freudian slip that indicates someone is a patriachal nazi.

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in reply to Skullgrid

patriarchal nazi


Okay but im in america right now so that's kind of a reasobable null hypothesis.

island


Could totally chill there with anyone I've ever had sex with who hasn't already tried to kill me, and sometimes thats pretty fun, so not an absolute deal breaker.

thing you didn't say


Still feels projectiony.

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in reply to outhouseperilous

"If dad, why cum based?"

Isn't a sentence I expected to read today but you're right

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in reply to AllNewTypeFace

sometimes.

I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her.


There's a reason Joyce is considered a master of the English language.

in reply to ricecake

I mean his actual prose isn't much different, just more confusing
in reply to ricecake

Okay at first, I was choking back laughter and raising my eyebrows to the heavens while reading, but then I clicked the link and was shocked by the sheer horror of quickly skimming the countless horny-jail letters this guy wrote to Nora. Like my jaw dropped likea fucking SpongeBob character 💀

Nobody should be judging younger gens for their kinks holy shit.

in reply to Nasan

"You only need to remain erect for 2 more minutes, sir."
in reply to ceenote

That's why dude's was a portrait, you can take breaks, let the painter go for a smoke or cry or whatever
in reply to Track_Shovel

Ok, so pictured is Phyllis Dare (1890-1975).

photograph of my womb entrance


So she had her cervix photographed by perhaps one of these?

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