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What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •First, the Millenials came for the Applebee's, and I ignored it, because Applebee's is gross.
Now the Gen Z have started a WAR ON SANDWICHES!
STAY ALERT, FOLKS!
Tim B
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •I'd describe the daily heil as something I wouldn't even wipe my ass on 😆
What's the word for fear of lettuce?
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •The mind boggles.
But it is the Daily Fail, so probably best to assume there is no sense behind it. They probably just got an AI to write it.
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in reply to George E. — 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • • •@gme I was eating humus and avocado sandwiches* back in the 1980s, so I'm not sure this is a gen Z thing.
*Not necessarily in the same sandwich
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It does look delicious. Call it something else for the German market though for heaven's sake. 😂
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in reply to nachtet • • •Скобиформ :over18: 🇪🇺
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Oooh yes!
In the past I'd have added plain oil and vinegar to my tinned fish sandwich.
Nowadays there are at least four or five posh adjectives appended to each ingredient.
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taxet
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •you know what they say: you can’t spell “sandwich” without “woke” unless you spell it the correct way, just like someone who’s been brainwashed by the woke agenda would. 🤔
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Angua on Kitsu
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Considering the state of "Trad Brit" sandwiches, "woke" ones can only be an improvement.
I will die on the hills of Marmite, Peanut Butter & Crisps or the trad chip butty (ketchup of course).
Oh and screw the Daily Bigoted Bastard (one of the more polite names for that rag).
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in reply to Angua on Kitsu • • •I grew up eating peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise sandwiches, and if the youth of today don’t want to eat that, good for them. I’m glad somebody has some taste.
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Based only on the image, the addition of iceberg lettuce, totally woke.
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Whatever kind of filling it is, #RodLiddle from the #SundayTimes would wear it randomly on his body, like a crude passover mark to the Archangel of Death.
youtu.be/XrEtIUhtgIY?si=aGPtfv…
Stewart Lee's epic takedown of Rod Liddle
YouTubeJWcph, Radicalized By Decency
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Cosvak
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •You heard it from the Brits, not the Americans, for once, sandwiches are woke....
Ahahaha ...I want off Mr. Bones Wild Ride
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B.lack lives matter
L.GBT rights
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Link to the article (sorry, but I had to check whether this was real) dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
> survey of 2,000 sandwich-lovers by bread manufacturer Allinson's
> 'fancy' fillings like avocado, peppers, chilies, olives and (gasp!) continental cheese (instead of English cheddar, if you, like me, were wondering what insular cheese is)
> the way Brits cut their completed sandwiches is evolving (!)
> the vast majority of baby boomers is not prepared to wait to warm up their snack
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham...
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Evolved sandwich cuts:
My fractal sandwich has an infinitely long border!
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
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Grey Poupon - Original Commercial
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in reply to Hedgewizard 🐈 • • •@Hedgewizard "some utterly insignificant something isn't how it used to be, this is the end of the world: you must hate trans people to stop it".
Change is scary: boo!
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in reply to charvaka • • •Metalpoet
in reply to charvaka • • •@charvaka You woke kids with your sharp rocks. In my day we had to tear the meat with our teeth!
Now get off my Savannah!
Artemis
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •This is going to live in my head forever.
"Woke" sandwich fixings, my god.
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BrambleBearGrrrauling
in reply to Rachel Rawlings • • •Coffee butter????? Omg that might be so yummy!!! (No idea what has gone before but chiming in anyway, coffee butter!!!!)
Rachel Rawlings
in reply to BrambleBearGrrrauling • • •@BrambleBearGrrrauwling It's like Nutella, homemade with espresso.
tastingtable.com/686367/coffee…
Coffee Butter Recipe
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Unknown parent • • •@Pineywoozle @Dunstable french mustard is ok, prefer English, but mayo? To me that goes on lettuce or chicken, not ham.
A really good ham sandwich is bread, butter, ham (honey roast for me), english mustard, Cheddar cheese, butter and bread.
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •This wasn't just plain woke, this was fancy woke. This was woke with raisins in it.
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Unknown parent • • •@pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote
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in reply to Enoch • • •Yyyeah, that's probably not far off the mark, though... 😬
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Wa wa wait! Backup a bit. What’s the definition of woke here?
I know originally it was intended to describe someone who was aware of the dangers police posed to black men.
Using the word in any other way is at best confusing, and at worst…? A deliberate attempt to trivialize social sensitivities. It’s not a term that should be used indiscriminately.
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> A deliberate attempt to trivialize social sensitivities.
Ding ding ding ding ding!
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in reply to 🐙ptoothfish🐙 • • •Woke lettuce is a fancy name for kale
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in reply to Full Metal Archaeopteryx • • •Christian lettuce is more than woke, it has arisen. Hallelujah!
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in reply to @pineywoozle ‘s #3WordNote • • •Ahh but colmans english mustard is a different breed of mustard. So we get creamy from the butter, sharp from the cheese and spice in the mustard.
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •brits cannot cook to save their own colonizing asses. that's why they had to import spices and never bother to use them.
enjoy your beans on toast!
nachtet
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Waterwasting avocado is woke now? 🤔
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Unknown parent • • •@BalooUriza the right wing just takes words and bludgeons them to death until they have no meaning except "that awful thing I hate"
For example, "socialism" in the US circa 2008-2012
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Miss Megaphon
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •@Thebratdragon @Pineywoozle @Dunstable that's because there is a northern and a southern version of mustard over here and we've been waging a war for centuries over which one is the true German™ mustard.
(southern is dark, sweet and grainy; northern is sharp, tangy and creamy)
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •“Don’t mention the war!” LOL @Thebratdragon @Dunstable
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •I have now read the “woke sandwich” article and there was nothing even slightly woke about it. Continental cheeses* and chicken are “fancy” apparently, and they seem to have put “woke” in the headline for simple ragebait. I hate the Daily Mail.
*”Oh my god it’s a Brie! Cover your eyes, dear.”
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True English classic would be the chip butty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_but…
sandwich made with French fries
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in reply to Miss Megaphon • • •@megaphon @Pineywoozle @Dunstable I only know the Northern version.
I also like good wholegrain mustards, especially scott8sh ones with whiskey.
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Florida orange juice ad w/Anita Bryant, 1972
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in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •Viral Obscurity
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •it's the Daily Fail so nothing but gammon-faced rage bait
I'm very surprised they didn't run with something along the lines of "Illegal Immigrants are stealing British sandwiches", "Avocardo Toast causes cancer" or "Woke sandwiches are turning our children Trans"
I didn't read the article so it's very possible at least one of the those was mentioned
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I always think of this fake book when I see "woke" thrown around.
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Oh, you like beer AND bacon?
Fascinating.
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--Smegma mixed with used undergarments
--Supplements ordered from info-wars (pre-Onion purchase)
--Jelly beans
--Taco bowl
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--Not curry (with a JD Vance exception)
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in reply to Mike • • •Mats Holberg
in reply to Ricki Yasha Tarr • • •I read the article even though giving Daily Mail any clicks is a rather loathsome thought. But I did it so others wouldn't have to -- haha -- and it did satisfy the suspicion that it's right-wing outrage without a shred of evidence.
The fillings they decry as woke are what you'll have found forever in the prepared food section of any Marks & Spencer in any high street in Britain. Not to mention ubiquitous Prêt à Manger sandwich shops, which have been around for decades. Etc.
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