What makes sandwich fillings woke?! Does the cheese make you a feminist? Try our Black Lives Matter Egg Salad?! You have to get the I'm A Decent Person Cranberry Mustard?!
@Thebratdragon A good Mayo like Dukes or a Belgian one with mustard is great on ham. You should try it. LoL the ham is a soft low note & the Mayo and mustard are both sharp/acidic & creamy. It actually adds almost the same note a good cheddar does just a little sharper. 😊 @Dunstable @RickiTarr
LoL Sounds nummy. I’m about to have a bowl of thick homemade potato soup. I made it yesterday day so the flavors have reached their peak. Enjoy your rolls! 😜 🥰 @Thebratdragon @Dunstable
@Pineywoozle @Dunstable Ahh but colmans english mustard is a different breed of mustard. So we get creamy from the butter, sharp from the cheese and spice in the mustard.
@Thebratdragon @Pineywoozle @Dunstable that's because there is a northern and a southern version of mustard over here and we've been waging a war for centuries over which one is the true German™ mustard.
(southern is dark, sweet and grainy; northern is sharp, tangy and creamy)
@statsguy @gme hummus, avocado, and shredded carrots on whole grain bread with alfalfa sprouts -- this is the truly delicious sandwich that my sister and I were convinced was going to save the world. We never did open that sandwich shop, though.
you know what they say: you can’t spell “sandwich” without “woke” unless you spell it the correct way, just like someone who’s been brainwashed by the woke agenda would. 🤔
it's the Daily Mail's ongoing campaign to drive a wedge between their readers, and their readers' children and grandchildren. It's abusive-relationship shit
@DAVonU I grew up eating peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise sandwiches, and if the youth of today don’t want to eat that, good for them. I’m glad somebody has some taste.
It seems obvious from the image: what makes that sandwich "woke" is the brown bread. Racist sentiments even when it comes to comestibles, what else would you expect from the Little Englander readers of the Daily Heil? The lettuce presumably refers to sympathies for a green agenda as well - a double whammy.
shit! I must be woke as hell. I just found out there's something called Mö Chavre and it's ridiculously good on toast or bread. (Vegan "goat's cheese" spread basically)
Whatever kind of filling it is, #RodLiddle from the #SundayTimes would wear it randomly on his body, like a crude passover mark to the Archangel of Death.
is it just possible that an ultra-conservative newspaper that thought Hitler was a great guy might have an incorrect take?
its one of those papers who found success online through a 'sidebar of shame' full of 18 year old celebrities caught at the beach in a bikini
a cheap rag that can't go one print edition without referring to Muslims as a monolith, or do a story about some immigrant taking someone's job
plus the bulk of the writers AND AUDIENCE are miserable old farts. userbase of the damned!!
I'd rather have an anecdotal conversation with a Gen Z acquaintance than trust some charts from a bunch of Boomers and Millennials that pass out from rage every time a young person does anything different
I have a part time job in a supermarket in the evening and I'm telling you - few sandwiches survive the day
conservatives are just pissed M&S did that LGBT BLT sandwich 5 years ago and now they want to write hate articles about sandwiches till the end of time
guys who write articles like this are eventually the kind of father to their sons who stop them from putting curtains in their dorm rooms...because "decoratin' is fer wimmin."
Fuck the Da!ly Ma!l. They have to find something to rile up their septuagenarian readership enough so they can dissolve a Werther's original in their toothless wizened heads.
Back in the day your granny wouldn’t have eaten a chicken salad sandwich unless she’d seen the hen called a racial slur and then slaughtered in front of her. It was also important to discriminate against the tomatoes. Provenance, they called it.
@threetails What? Are you kidding. They are making all kinds of new woke condiments by mixing woke condiments with mayonnaise. I should have bought mayo stock.
Is there any ingredient that is fairly sourced, grown by well-paid workers, sustainably raised, free of petrochemicals? There's a start. Empathy is woke.
Sandwiches have always been subversive. That's why they have suspiciously revolutionary names like Po' Boy.
"During the 1964 Sproul Hall sit-in, Kate Coleman made sandwiches with Joan Baez. As an investigative journalist she risked retribution by writing about the Black Panthers and Earth First."
> survey of 2,000 sandwich-lovers by bread manufacturer Allinson's > 'fancy' fillings like avocado, peppers, chilies, olives and (gasp!) continental cheese (instead of English cheddar, if you, like me, were wondering what insular cheese is) > the way Brits cut their completed sandwiches is evolving (!) > the vast majority of baby boomers is not prepared to wait to warm up their snack
Popular bread manufacturer Allinson's launched its Great British Sandwich Study to lift the lids on the nation's lunchboxes and reveal their changing tastes for the beloved snack.
@jjdavis "Tonight on the Fancy Woke Mysteries, Fancy has a confrontation with TERFs as they work to solve the mystery of why they think drag queens are bad for children, but youth pastors are just a-ok"
The DM readership is white boomers so the emotional message is "If you feel confused by having to make decisions in Subway, it's time to hate the trans/gays"
Sandwiches are all woke. The right way to eat is to tear out flesh from an animal carcass with a stone implement, and eat it raw. Everything else is woke.
@charvaka Wait, the Earl of Sandwich was woke? I thought he just wanted to keep his playing cards from getting greasy when he was eating and gambling at the same time.
Now I have to revise my whole understanding of dead-rich-white-guy English history. 🙁
Olde England: anything in a sandwich except classic English ham and mustard is "fancy" and "woke".
Also Olde England: has served curries in school dining halls and poured tamarind sauces (like HP and Worcestershire) over their roast beef for at least a couple of centuries.
@david_megginson And a popular curried chicken sandwich was literally created for the coronation of the previous Queen. The Queen must have been so woke.
😂🤣🤦♂️ i think it’s more that processed meat is a Group 1 carcinogenic, which is known to cause cancer. But maybe they meant not wanting cancer is woke 🤷♂️ 😂
@Kishi 😂 oh I’m sure that’s exactly what they’re saying. And they can have all the ham in the world 😂 i lived on a ranch in central Oregon years back and the older guy that came to do work made it a point of pride that he didn’t care if he breathed in RoundUp. I saw him out there spraying it in the wind, the mist blowing straight back in his face and he was proud of himself 🤦♂️😂
@YakyuNightOwl They just can't handle sounding like stereotypical old-timers like their own gramps did, so they make up fancy new slang to complain about changes that naturally happen over time.
Wa wa wait! Backup a bit. What’s the definition of woke here?
I know originally it was intended to describe someone who was aware of the dangers police posed to black men.
Using the word in any other way is at best confusing, and at worst…? A deliberate attempt to trivialize social sensitivities. It’s not a term that should be used indiscriminately.
@raineyday I guess we do have a decent substitute term in ‘Antiracist’. It’s hard to trivialize that one. Right now, “Woke” as a term has become what we did to “Gay” 15 or so years ago.
They've gotten wise to my go-to sandwich order, where I make a regular sandwich but replace the mayo with ranch. I've been sneaking this critical ranch theory into several sandwiches
I have now read the “woke sandwich” article and there was nothing even slightly woke about it. Continental cheeses* and chicken are “fancy” apparently, and they seem to have put “woke” in the headline for simple ragebait. I hate the Daily Mail.
Back when Obama first ran in 2008, Chris Matthews called him an elitist for the stupidest reason. He went in a cafe somewhere, IIRC the waitress asked if he wanted coffee, but he declined and ordered orange juice isntead. Elitist? What would ol' Anita Bryant, famous anti-gay activist from yesteryear, have to say about that? youtube.com/watch?v=6ffEJJhB8q…
they'd have been horrified by the sandwich shop on Baker Street in the mid 80s. Yes, that Baker Street. Amazing whole wheat bread, avocado, brie and fresh black pepper. Probably marked the start of the decline of the British Empire. Or something.
it's the Daily Fail so nothing but gammon-faced rage bait
I'm very surprised they didn't run with something along the lines of "Illegal Immigrants are stealing British sandwiches", "Avocardo Toast causes cancer" or "Woke sandwiches are turning our children Trans"
I didn't read the article so it's very possible at least one of the those was mentioned
In the late sixties, I lived in the shadow of Buckingham Palace. There was a sandwich shop in Palace Street for the many office workers in the area which did not confine itself to meat and mustard fillings.
They do make things look like a respectable news outlet. But with anything more than a cursory appraisal shows itself to be no more than clickbait.
I don't know about elsewhere, but in the UK the DM is filled with ragebait for lazily xenophobic Brexit voting boomers. Not to be touched with a barge pole.
It's just so lazy and unimaginative, the havering, as well. Like you could construct an interesting argument about Coronation Chicken and its fall from grand celebration meal to sandwich filling using mechanically recovered scraps and what that means for empire, the monarchy and British identity. But all of their expensive private education and UK columnists can't do anything other than parrot a misappropriated US word like they're toddlers that just learned to say "bum".
I read the article even though giving Daily Mail any clicks is a rather loathsome thought. But I did it so others wouldn't have to -- haha -- and it did satisfy the suspicion that it's right-wing outrage without a shred of evidence.
The fillings they decry as woke are what you'll have found forever in the prepared food section of any Marks & Spencer in any high street in Britain. Not to mention ubiquitous Prêt à Manger sandwich shops, which have been around for decades. Etc.
Entirely typical of the Daily Fail. Not news and not even sensible. If someone wants a ham and mustard sandwich, there's nothing stopping them from going and making one. "War on sandwiches", indeed!
(For what it's worth, my personal preference is cashew butter sprinkled with linseeds to give it a bit of crunch. I have no idea if that's woke, but I do so hope the Fail thinks it is!)
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Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings By ZAC CAMPBELL 10:05 18 Nov 2024, updated 10:06 18 Nov 2024 ] i o - ' ‘A“P 3 : PR . SROTAS VRS ) - e € ¥ - BB i . . —= X » gl ) T e o3 A\ n\":w v Y hAg")
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Now the Gen Z have started a WAR ON SANDWICHES!
STAY ALERT, FOLKS!
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •I'd describe the daily heil as something I wouldn't even wipe my ass on 😆
What's the word for fear of lettuce?
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Sandwiches by the guy who wrote it - Bob King
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •The mind boggles.
But it is the Daily Fail, so probably best to assume there is no sense behind it. They probably just got an AI to write it.
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in reply to @pineywoozle (s) for HARRIS • • •@Pineywoozle @Dunstable french mustard is ok, prefer English, but mayo? To me that goes on lettuce or chicken, not ham.
A really good ham sandwich is bread, butter, ham (honey roast for me), english mustard, Cheddar cheese, butter and bread.
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in reply to @pineywoozle (s) for HARRIS • • •Ahh but colmans english mustard is a different breed of mustard. So we get creamy from the butter, sharp from the cheese and spice in the mustard.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •@Thebratdragon @Pineywoozle @Dunstable that's because there is a northern and a southern version of mustard over here and we've been waging a war for centuries over which one is the true German™ mustard.
(southern is dark, sweet and grainy; northern is sharp, tangy and creamy)
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in reply to Miss Megaphon • • •@megaphon @Pineywoozle @Dunstable I only know the Northern version.
I also like good wholegrain mustards, especially scott8sh ones with whiskey.
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in reply to George Ellenburg (he/ him/ his) • • •@gme I was eating humus and avocado sandwiches* back in the 1980s, so I'm not sure this is a gen Z thing.
*Not necessarily in the same sandwich
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It does look delicious. Call it something else for the German market though for heaven's sake. 😂
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Oooh yes!
In the past I'd have added plain oil and vinegar to my tinned fish sandwich.
Nowadays there are at least four or five posh adjectives appended to each ingredient.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •you know what they say: you can’t spell “sandwich” without “woke” unless you spell it the correct way, just like someone who’s been brainwashed by the woke agenda would. 🤔
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Fucking aioli
TF is that, anyway?
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Considering the state of "Trad Brit" sandwiches, "woke" ones can only be an improvement.
I will die on the hills of Marmite, Peanut Butter & Crisps or the trad chip butty (ketchup of course).
Oh and screw the Daily Bigoted Bastard (one of the more polite names for that rag).
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in reply to Angua on Kitsu • • •I grew up eating peanut butter, banana, and mayonnaise sandwiches, and if the youth of today don’t want to eat that, good for them. I’m glad somebody has some taste.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Based only on the image, the addition of iceberg lettuce, totally woke.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •First, they came for the flavorless puffy white bread, and I didn’t speak up,
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •I commented on somebody else's post that if the sandwich filling is awake, it's likely not vegan.
Are we against sandwiches now because they were named after an earl? That's punching up. I approve.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Racist sentiments even when it comes to comestibles, what else would you expect from the Little Englander readers of the Daily Heil?
The lettuce presumably refers to sympathies for a green agenda as well - a double whammy.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Whatever kind of filling it is, #RodLiddle from the #SundayTimes would wear it randomly on his body, like a crude passover mark to the Archangel of Death.
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is it just possible that an ultra-conservative newspaper that thought Hitler was a great guy might have an incorrect take?
its one of those papers who found success online through a 'sidebar of shame' full of 18 year old celebrities caught at the beach in a bikini
a cheap rag that can't go one print edition without referring to Muslims as a monolith, or do a story about some immigrant taking someone's job
plus the bulk of the writers AND AUDIENCE are miserable old farts. userbase of the damned!!
I'd rather have an anecdotal conversation with a Gen Z acquaintance than trust some charts from a bunch of Boomers and Millennials that pass out from rage every time a young person does anything different
I have a part time job in a supermarket in the evening and I'm telling you - few sandwiches survive the day
conservatives are just pissed M&S did that LGBT BLT sandwich 5 years ago and now they want to write hate articles about sandwiches till the end of time
knock yourself out, tools
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney (1980s apologies for the misogyny -- Rimmer is a tool but Chris is a master of silent comedy.)
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in reply to Sword Vixen In Exile ΘΔ • • •What? Are you kidding. They are making all kinds of new woke condiments by mixing woke condiments with mayonnaise. I should have bought mayo stock.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •You heard it from the Brits, not the Americans, for once, sandwiches are woke....
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Sandwiches have always been subversive. That's why they have suspiciously revolutionary names like Po' Boy.
"During the 1964 Sproul Hall sit-in, Kate Coleman made sandwiches with Joan Baez. As an investigative journalist she risked retribution by writing about the Black Panthers and Earth First."
RIP Kate Coleman.
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> survey of 2,000 sandwich-lovers by bread manufacturer Allinson's
> 'fancy' fillings like avocado, peppers, chilies, olives and (gasp!) continental cheese (instead of English cheddar, if you, like me, were wondering what insular cheese is)
> the way Brits cut their completed sandwiches is evolving (!)
> the vast majority of baby boomers is not prepared to wait to warm up their snack
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham...
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Evolved sandwich cuts:
My fractal sandwich has an infinitely long border!
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •This wasn't just plain woke, this was fancy woke. This was woke with raisins in it.
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in reply to Hedgewizard 🐈 • • •@Hedgewizard "some utterly insignificant something isn't how it used to be, this is the end of the world: you must hate trans people to stop it".
Change is scary: boo!
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David Megginson
in reply to charvaka • • •@charvaka Wait, the Earl of Sandwich was woke? I thought he just wanted to keep his playing cards from getting greasy when he was eating and gambling at the same time.
Now I have to revise my whole understanding of dead-rich-white-guy English history. 🙁
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Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr
in reply to charvaka • • •Metalpoet :pentagram:
in reply to charvaka • • •@charvaka You woke kids with your sharp rocks. In my day we had to tear the meat with our teeth!
Now get off my Savannah!
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Artemis
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •This is going to live in my head forever.
"Woke" sandwich fixings, my god.
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David Megginson
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Olde England: anything in a sandwich except classic English ham and mustard is "fancy" and "woke".
Also Olde England: has served curries in school dining halls and poured tamarind sauces (like HP and Worcestershire) over their roast beef for at least a couple of centuries.
🤦♂️
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BrambleBearGrrrauling
in reply to Rachel Rawlings • • •Coffee butter????? Omg that might be so yummy!!! (No idea what has gone before but chiming in anyway, coffee butter!!!!)
Rachel Rawlings
in reply to BrambleBearGrrrauling • • •@BrambleBearGrrrauwling It's like Nutella, homemade with espresso.
tastingtable.com/686367/coffee…
Coffee Butter Recipe
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Samael :therian:
in reply to Enoch • • •Yyyeah, that's probably not far off the mark, though... 😬
Enoch
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •@YakyuNightOwl They just can't handle sounding like stereotypical old-timers like their own gramps did, so they make up fancy new slang to complain about changes that naturally happen over time.
I'm pretty sure Satan is doing this.
RealGravitas
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Wa wa wait! Backup a bit. What’s the definition of woke here?
I know originally it was intended to describe someone who was aware of the dangers police posed to black men.
Using the word in any other way is at best confusing, and at worst…? A deliberate attempt to trivialize social sensitivities. It’s not a term that should be used indiscriminately.
rainey 🌻
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> A deliberate attempt to trivialize social sensitivities.
Ding ding ding ding ding!
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in reply to 🐟🐠🐡🐙🦑ptoothfish🦑🐙🐡🐠🐟 • • •Woke lettuce is a fancy name for kale
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Of Bookish Things
in reply to Full Metal Archaeopteryx • • •Christian lettuce is more than woke, it has arisen. Hallelujah!
Sprung
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •I'm going to have some woke soup tonight.
Kale. Beets. Redneck tears.
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in reply to Sprung • • •ドリルスターニーくん
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •brits cannot cook to save their own colonizing asses. that's why they had to import spices and never bother to use them.
enjoy your beans on toast!
nachtet
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Waterwasting avocado is woke now? 🤔
😁
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in reply to Dio9sys • • •Baloo Uriza
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wb x64
in reply to Baloo Uriza • • •@BalooUriza the right wing just takes words and bludgeons them to death until they have no meaning except "that awful thing I hate"
For example, "socialism" in the US circa 2008-2012
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •I have now read the “woke sandwich” article and there was nothing even slightly woke about it. Continental cheeses* and chicken are “fancy” apparently, and they seem to have put “woke” in the headline for simple ragebait. I hate the Daily Mail.
*”Oh my god it’s a Brie! Cover your eyes, dear.”
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •@lisamelton
True English classic would be the chip butty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_but…
sandwich made with French fries
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Florida orange juice ad w/Anita Bryant, 1972
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Remember folks, as resources get more scarce the drumbeat of: "fight amongst yourselves" is going to get stronger.
It's not about fossil fuels, it's all about sandwich toppings.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Viral Obscurity
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •it's the Daily Fail so nothing but gammon-faced rage bait
I'm very surprised they didn't run with something along the lines of "Illegal Immigrants are stealing British sandwiches", "Avocardo Toast causes cancer" or "Woke sandwiches are turning our children Trans"
I didn't read the article so it's very possible at least one of the those was mentioned
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Urban Camera
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •In the late sixties, I lived in the shadow of Buckingham Palace. There was a sandwich shop in Palace Street for the many office workers in the area which did not confine itself to meat and mustard fillings.
We were "woke" sixty years ago.
Dave J
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Ben M0SWV 🏳️🌈 🇪🇺 🇮🇪 🇵🇸
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •They do make things look like a respectable news outlet.
But with anything more than a cursory appraisal shows itself to be no more than clickbait.
I don't know about elsewhere, but in the UK the DM is filled with ragebait for lazily xenophobic Brexit voting boomers. Not to be touched with a barge pole.
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in reply to Aut • • •Sensitive content
@Aut
Oh, you like beer AND bacon?
Fascinating.
Leonard Schiff
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •priryo
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Like you could construct an interesting argument about Coronation Chicken and its fall from grand celebration meal to sandwich filling using mechanically recovered scraps and what that means for empire, the monarchy and British identity.
But all of their expensive private education and UK columnists can't do anything other than parrot a misappropriated US word like they're toddlers that just learned to say "bum".
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •--Liberal tears
--Smegma mixed with used undergarments
--Supplements ordered from info-wars (pre-Onion purchase)
--Jelly beans
--Taco bowl
--Puppies shot in gravel pits
--Not curry (with a JD Vance exception)
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in reply to Mike • • •Mats Holberg
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •I read the article even though giving Daily Mail any clicks is a rather loathsome thought. But I did it so others wouldn't have to -- haha -- and it did satisfy the suspicion that it's right-wing outrage without a shred of evidence.
The fillings they decry as woke are what you'll have found forever in the prepared food section of any Marks & Spencer in any high street in Britain. Not to mention ubiquitous Prêt à Manger sandwich shops, which have been around for decades. Etc.
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in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Baroque Mongoose
in reply to Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr • • •Entirely typical of the Daily Fail. Not news and not even sensible. If someone wants a ham and mustard sandwich, there's nothing stopping them from going and making one. "War on sandwiches", indeed!
(For what it's worth, my personal preference is cashew butter sprinkled with linseeds to give it a bit of crunch. I have no idea if that's woke, but I do so hope the Fail thinks it is!)